Mullets; Gay's The Word; paintings

Amused by this Q&A published on BBC News Online on Sunday with Duran Duran bassist John Taylor. I do indeed remember JT seeming to be the fave Durannie among my contemporaries at school, though perversely I decided I fancied keyboard player Nick Rhodes. Not really sure why; perhaps it was the thicker layer of makeup. Anyway, looking at the recent shot of Taylor and Le Bon in concert, T hasn’t worn too badly, and probably all the better for losing the mullet (though as this article notes, Duran's mullets weren't among the more extreme around in the 1980s).

Previous post forgot to mention our evening visiting Ray in a new mooring spot – he has been moored up at Hurley for a couple of weeks acting as a bit of additional security for his employer Laurence while he is on holiday. Doesn’t seem to involve actually patrolling the grounds, more acting as a phone point of contact. His chosen mooring was, slightly bizarrely, opposite the Harleyford estate and the Showboat, a floating restaurant where I dimly remember it was once mooted that Ray might bunk down below decks while waiting for his official accommodation (such as it ever was) to be prepared. If I remember rightly he objected to this idea and ended up getting to stay in an empty house that was being renovated for his employer, before moving into the somewhat dilapidated mobile home where he (and latterly I) subsequently spent 3-4 years. Ruth and I took food with us and cooked dinner, though Ruth’s contribution turned out to be sitting on the rear deck with Ray and calling out for more wine.

Only noticed this piece of sculpture at Walton Hall for the first time this week, though presumably it was there before. Couldn’t see a label but ‘Multi-Breasted Green Pinhead’ would seem an appropriate name.

Had one of my occasional solo trips to London on Saturday, to do things that I think might bore other people. After warming up over breakfast I meandered down Marchmont Street and clocked that that’s where ‘Gay’s The Word’ is. I did pop in later in the day on my way back to Euston, and purchased a copy of Lillian Faderman’s Surpassing the Love of Men, plus an attractive rainbow bookmark. The shop is a bewitching mix of theoretical texts, interesting historical and sociological stuff, novels and additionally, for the chaps, pure porn.

I noticed later that the shop appears discreetly as G.T.W. on bank statements. Ruth has until recently had bank transfers to my account labelled as ‘R MILLARD THAI LADYBOYS’, which I’ve finally managed to persuade her might not look great next time I have to show bank statements to the mortgage broker. She has now changed it to the positively low-key R MILLARD HOT PANTS. We’ll get there eventually.

Went for an extended mooch around the National Portrait Gallery, which I always enjoy (despite the inevitable plethora of Olympic-themed portraits that have appeared) and managed to catch the last weekend of the 2012 BP Portrait Award exhibits. Liked Aleah Chapin's winning portrait and also the second prize winner, Ignacio Estudillo's huge dimly-lit painting of his grandfather. Went on from there to visit the bookshop of the Royal Opera House, on a bit of a whim: Darcey Bussell's new glossy book was liberally spattered around but they also have an interesting collection of ballet and opera DVDs, a rather less extensive collection of books and a substantial collection of key fobs, tea towels, pashminas etc etc. From there I wandered back up through Bloomsbury via G.T.W. and the appealingly chaotic Judd Books, before catching the train back to MK, where I cleaned the kitchen.

Spent Sunday morning attempting to do some exam revision, though not sure how much good this is going to do me.

National Trust fervour; HESA; Spam fritters

Slightly disturbed by Ruth’s and my now having been to National Trust properties two weekends in a row. As I don’t actually visit them that often am worried this is a sign of encroaching dotage, not to mention the joke in an episode of Miranda about the National Trust offering life memberships. Our friend Helen is a member (and not an L), but has the excuse of needing to take her quite elderly parents on days out.

The Saturday before last we went over to Cliveden for the afternoon, as Ruth hadn’t been before and fancied going, and for some reason it had come up in conversation a week or so earlier, I think in connection with the Profumo affair. Mum and I visited in 1990 after what must, judging by the half-dozen or so photos I have of the visit, have been a particularly dry summer as the grass looks completely parched. I have a feeling I’ve been once since then, but evidently didn’t take photos. On this occasion, it was vibrantly green and in flower after all the rain earlier in the summer, and the stunning parterre was looking its best. Photos here.

We had lunch in the Orangery, where we snaffled the last two lunch offerings in the form of a couple of fairly indifferent sandwiches; nice surroundings though. Then walked across the parterre sans shoes – a testament to the state of the lawns, as I am squeamish about such things – and then down to the river bank and a bit of a turn about the gardens. The signposting isn’t the best – we managed to completely miss the sequoia section, which you might think would be hard to miss, and also failed to find the tortoise fountain. We did stumble upon the lovely Long Garden shortly before leaving, which was a plus. Amazing that the distinctly contemporary-looking pair of granite baboons there are actually 2500 years old. The baboons were only returned to Cliveden in 2010, having been moved somewhere else in the 1960s by the Astors (doesn’t say where).

The present house is the third house on the site, the previous two having both been destroyed by fire. Once could be an accident; twice starts to seem careless.

This Saturday we drove up to Basildon Park, an attractive 18th-century Palladian mansion just north-west of Pangbourne. We didn’t bother going into the house other than into the ground floor tearoom for a cream tea in lieu of lunch, but instead took one of the signposted walks around the parkland. The return route did involve a direct path through a herd of cows, all of which started making their way directly towards us down the footpath - I took a detour to avoid them but Ruth insisted on going right up to them, insisting that they were “only curious”. That’s as maybe.

Basildon was built in the late 18th century and then sold on a few times before lying empty, apart from wartime requisitioning, between 1910 and 1952, during which time it was evidently stripped of most of its interior. It was purchased and restored in the 1950s by Lord and Lady Iliffe. The gardens are apparently currently being re-awakened, "with new shrubberies". Cute.

Still on the topic of gardens, my parents have recently returned from a weekend in the Cotswolds that included a visit to Abbey House Gardens in Malmesbury, apparently home of The Naked Gardeners. Intriguing. Mum's postcard noted that the owners weren't disporting themselves at the time of their visit. Wonder what the take-up on their 'Clothes Optional' days is?

Now fully into HESA period at work, with the result that a couple of my evenings this week have involved logging in to HESA's data collection system and clicking 'Refresh' repeatedly, while also trying to get down to some revision for the imminent exam for my OU module. Managed to submit something, albeit incomplete, for TMA04 - had  considered skipping it and relying on substitution, before giving an "I Am Not a Quitter" speech to self. Looking at past papers, half of the exam is in fact multiple choice, though unfortunately not the Noddy kind of multiple choice where half the answers are completely laughable - it may actually require some thought.

Amused by the latest barrel-scraping offering in terms of takeaway outlets to appear through our door in Caversham. The catchily-named 'Wok and Chips' offers an amazing fusion of (presumably) traditional English fare alongside standard Chinese takeaway options. It's possible, should you wish it, to give your Won Ton Soup an added sophistication by teaming it with a Spam Fritter and, intriguingly, a Baked Bean, the latter at a seemingly quite steep 80p.

Incredibly, I do remember actually quite liking the Spam fritters that were occasionally on offer at my primary school dinner time. Probably just a reflection on the rest of the food, which I still remember as quite unreasonably disgusting. All very well people bleating on about how children need a hot meal in the middle of the day, but I remember the relief when I was finally allowed to take a packed lunch, thus escaping mincemeat cobbler in favour of ham sandwiches and a Club biscuit. Never looked back.

Interesting exhibits; Habitat; neighbours

New academic year started by this notice, among other things, on the OU's Noticeboard. Not entirely sure what God's doing in my life, but no doubt he's having a good rootle.

Went up to London on Saturday to see the free 'Superhuman' exhibition at the Wellcome Collection. Lots of interesting stuff around human enhancement through the years. The funniest things on display were a couple of sex aids, one of which, according to the artwork it featured in, was supposed to be used hung from a tree. The other had a bicycle pump affair attached to the end in order to simulate something it would seem entirely unnecessary to simulate.

Who knew drug use in sport was such an issue in the early years of the 20th century? The exhibition contained fascinating stuff about several sportsmen (none of whom I’d heard of, though that doesn’t mean much), including Tom Hicks, the 1904 Olympic marathon winner who managed to win by either swigging or injecting (unsure which) strychnine in brandy during the race (apparently not against the rules at the time) and the cyclist Tom Simpson, who died during the 1967 Tour de France having taken alcohol and amphetamines before slogging up a mountain in the blazing heat. Hmmm. Also, get the Whizzinator. Other stuff included a section on the thalidomide tragedy and the various cumbersome-looking early enhancements that were produced for the affected children, though apparently many of them found them more trouble than they were worth to use. Also an interesting piece of performance art by the Guatemalan artist Regina José Galindo.

After 'Superhuman' we went upstairs and looked round the permanent ‘Medicine Man’ exhibition. Can’t say I know much (in fact anything) about Henry Wellcome, but he certainly amassed a collection of fascinating stuff. It includes a collection of paintings which included the horrible picture of a tooth drawer hiding the tooth key from a female patient that we saw at the Royal Berks Medical Museum a few years ago, and a particularly ludicrous painting of weird gnome-like humans giving birth to large eggs, with, completely inexplicably, a woman in the background boiling a donkey in a cauldron. Sadly the guides to the paintings were display copies only so I can’t remember the name of the picture.

Also: there seems to have been a big market in trinkets with erotic scenes secretly contained within, including this fruit. Not sure how these were used: did people pretend they were eating an apple and secretly pop the apple open and have a quick gander at the copulating couple inside?

Never been inside the Wellcome Collection’s building on Euston Road before but very impressed; lovely light airy space with everything beautifully laid out. The ground floor entrance area includes a nice cafe where we had lunch (and I had cake), a bookshop and a sculpture of a man hanging upside down from the ceiling which looked to us like a Gormley, but didn’t appear to be labelled.

After leaving the WC we wandered down Tottenham Court Road and around Habitat and Heal’s – I had thought Habitat had gone into administration but the Tottenham Court Road store is still there - reading this it looks like a deal was struck for three central London stores, including the branches on TCR and King’s Road, to be retained. Mum tells me the Cardiff branch has gone though. A bit sad.

Not doing badly with my thrice-weekly or so early morning bike rides, though we'll see if it continues now we're into autumn. On my way back into the estate this morning, passed Rottweiler Man (one of the many disreputable-looking residents; probably not his real name) who, as he often is, was sans rottweiler but holding an empty leash and shouting ineffectually for his dog. A tad concerning.