21 September 2024

“Midgham Meander” with the Berkshire Weekend Walkers, 10 miles

Saturday 31 August

The Berkshire Weekend Walkers are a local Ramblers group. BWW’s average age seems to be younger than the other Ramblers groups I’ve been out with – probably around my own. They do note on their website that their group is primarily for people of working age and therefore focuses on weekend walks, in contrast to at least one of the other groups I've walked with who have a preponderance of older walkers and have their main walk of the week on a weekday.

This walk started from Midgham station car park (the station, as pedantically noted before, is in Woolhampton not Midgham, though the walk did take in Midgham village). I had pondered taking the train, before discovering they only run once an hour on Saturdays and I didn’t fancy potentially sitting on the station for up to an hour after having tramped for 10 miles. I decided against driving as Midgham station car park is not very big (it was indeed more or less full by the time I arrived) so got the excellent Reading Buses’ “jet black” number 1 service that runs twice an hour between Reading and Newbury.

The walk was well attended – around 14 people turned out for it – and led by a woman called Ruth with whom I had exchanged texts a couple of days before. We started out by walking along the A4 for a short way eastwards and, a bit bafflingly, turned into a garage forecourt. Turns out there’s a footpath leading off from the rear of this up a hill – it’s clear enough from the OS map but not at all obvious on the ground; I'm guessing Ruth must have done a bit of scrambling around to find it while checking out the route. She said that on the recce the path had been very overgrown and she had contacted West Berkshire Council about it – kudos to them as it had been cleared by the time of our walk. In this Street View image, the path heads off to the left of the white van in the back of the picture. In the snip below it from OS Explorer 159, the path can be seen going up between the 'h' and the 'a' of the Woolhampton village label.

The path’s a pleasanter (now that it’s been cleared) alternative to walking up Woolhampton Hill, which turns in off the A4 by the former Falmouth Arms. The path comes out onto the road alongside the grounds of Elstree School. At the top of the hill, the road comes to a T-junction by the former Douai School. We headed up the footpath to the right of the school and walked through Greyfield Wood to come out at Chapel Row. Here there's a pub - the Bladebone - and a café, the Blackbird Café, which someone said was nice. From some Google research it looks as though it’s occupying the former village shop. We walked along the road for a bit before turning in to some woods at a sign to Scotland Corner.

Ramblers crossing a field
Ramblers approaching Bucklebury

After the woods we crossed some countryside and then in to Bucklebury. We walked through part of Bucklebury Farm where there was much cooing over goats, alpacas etc. Just past this, we walked up a hill where Ruth suggested pausing for lunch to make the most of the view. We all whipped out our sit mats in unison and sat down. I was perturbed to find myself getting down onto the ground somewhat less nimbly than the woman next to me, who looked around the 70 mark. This sort of thing is part of the reason for the expensive stint of 1 to 1 personal training I am currently partaking in and may or may not blog about.

Pony at Bucklebury Farm
Coming up to the top of the hill above Bucklebury Farm

Saw this weird fungus in woodland passed through on this walk. What's all that about?

Fungus or poss alien life form

At Upper Bucklebury we stopped at the Cottage Inn for a drink and loo stop – in fact suspect the former was a thinly veiled excuse for the latter, though the drink was also enjoyable. After leaving the pub, we walked south from Upper Bucklebury via Blacklands Copse. The latter stages of the walk took in Midgham Park, where several of us admired what we could see of the house.

A couple of the group had brought secateurs on the walk, presumably to trim any rogue footpath overgrowth – in the event we didn't encounter too much, but one of the chaps in front of me did trim a few bramble fronds out of the way at one point, perhaps just to make it worth while having brought the tools.

Route below showing start and finish at Midgham station. The BWW's Scrapbook of Previous Walks page has a write up here (as walk 656).

11 August 2024

Car update; hay; AI poetry

Car: update

Reading Service Centre diagnosed the noise as being due to a problem with a nearside wheel bearing. Points to Mum, who on our way back from Derbyshire in early July had mooted the idea that it might be a wheel bearing issue. I did text her to congratulate her on her mechanical knowledge, though she modestly claimed it had been a lucky punt. The car failed its MOT on that plus a couple of more minor issues, all of which RSC fixed the same day and retested it. It is now MOT-ed for another year.

When I went to pay up and collect the car, I commented to the very nice chap there that every time the car develops something wrong with it these days, I think it’s going to be sayonara, and referred to its mileage. His response was something like “Nah! Good little cars, those. Go on for ever.” He isn’t the first mechanic I’ve had refer to Ford Fiestas in this vein, so perhaps there’s something in it. He went on to say something along the lines of how he’s had several cars that have done over 200,000 miles and they’ve been fine and as long as I get it an oil change yearly, it’ll be OK. I was cheered by this, though eventually I will no doubt be tempted by the gadgetry that comes with more modern cars, such as navigation screens, sensors to deter you from reversing into walls, and the like (though I think I have, amazingly, managed to avoid doing the latter in the whole of my >35-year driving career despite being sans sensors).

On my way out, another mechanic called over to me as I was approaching the car with “should be a lot better without that noise” and commented that the noise had been “horrific”. Certainly it had been becoming unsettling. I was glad that my worries about them calling me back to claim that they couldn’t hear anything had been unfounded. According to the internet, which I consulted immediately after they phoned me with the diagnosis, it’s extremely dangerous to drive with a severely worn wheel bearing and you should never do it. Oops. The relaxed chap in the office seemed to be of the view that advice off the internet does often overdo the scare tactics.

Cassius' hay consumption

For a few months now Ruth has been concerned at what appears to be a decline in Cassius’ hay consumption. He used to be a good muncher of hay, but I’ve been aware of no longer hearing the regular munch-munch-munch sound from behind me in my office – or at least, not as much as previously. Ruth’s first tactic was to stick a Post-It note low down on the door near his feeding area suggesting that he increased his hay consumption; the note fell off the door and he chewed the corners off it, but we didn’t notice any other change in behaviour.

Wondering whether he simply doesn’t like the hay she’s been buying lately, Ruth splashed out on a pricey hay selection box for him, but he has proceeded to spurn most of the boxes, only showing any interest in a green grassy number which looks as though it’s about the least roughagey of the lot.

My bookshelf stacked with hay selection packs
Cassius enjoying vegetables and ignoring hay

Cassius has now also started on some anti-inflammatory medication of the same sort that Harley went onto for the last few years of his life. Elderly rabbits can get arthritis in their joints, apparently, which can not only interfere with hopping about but also with their management of their caecotrophs (we don’t talk about that; it’s a rabbit thing). Cassius hasn’t shown any overt signs of being arthritic, but then rabbits tend not to show overt signs of anything. The medication is fed to him via a syringe and thankfully, as Harley did, he seems to like it. As mentioned before, rabbits have such a bizarre metabolism that they need the more concentrated dog suspension of this medicine, rather than the cat one.

GenAI forays

At work, we have been instructed to use Microsoft Copilot if we wish to make use of GenAI tools in a work context (which I generally don’t, but am aware that some colleagues do). I am amused by the disclaimer it comes with to the effect that any advice it gives might be complete b*ll*cks.

I have messed about with ChatGPT a few times, mainly to ask it to write poems on specified topics, all of which have been ludicrously saccharine but highly amusing. Here is what it wrote for Ruth’s 50th birthday last year, after being fed selected keywords. Because of my inclusion of the rabbits' names in the prompt, it clearly had trouble telling which name referred to Ruth's partner, so seems to have gone with the assumption that she, Cassius and I are a throuple.

And more recently, I consulted it for some career advice for Ruth:

I also asked it to write a poem about Chloe’s aggression towards Cassius. This one went on at inordinate length, proceeding to glamourize Chloe into some sort of Xena: Warrior Princess figure, and then give the whole thing a happy ending. Also: the understairs cupboard was not her bloody dominion - he was there first.



ChatGPT also had the cheek to title the poem 'Chloe Finds Love':

30 July 2024

Recent stuff

Car

My darling little Ford Fiesta has been making a new noise for the last few months, but on taking it to J P Motors, one of the two Caversham garages I use, back in March, they claimed they couldn’t hear anything amiss, so I assumed everything was OK. However, during the second week in July when I had to do quite a bit of driving, it seemed to have got louder, so I’ve now booked it in with Reading Service Centre, my other garage of choice, for an inspection, though annoyingly they didn’t have an opening until 2 August so I’ve been limiting my driving for the past week or so. Keeping fingers crossed that RSC can actually diagnose the problem.

A quick Google suggests it’s most likely something to do with the exhaust. Our friend Helen recently traded her 10-year-old car in for salvage after being faced with a bill for an exhaust issue, so I’m hoping it’s not too big a job. The Fiesta is 17 years old, but I’ve been told previously by JP that Fiestas can go on for ever (which I don’t take as literal truth, but do take to mean that it may have a few years in it yet). A more significant issue than its age may be the fact that it’s now done in excess of 170,000 miles, most of that accrued under my watch (it was four years old when I got it). I have been relatively lucky with repairs to it – a replacement clutch in 2014 is so far the most expensive bill I’ve had. Aside from being a bit sentimental – though if the Fiesta develops serious mechanical problems the sentiment will probably evaporate quite quickly – I just don’t relish the thought of car shopping, though I realise people do do it. Maybe one day soon.

Derbyshire visit

The driving stint earlier in July was to go with Mum to Derbyshire to visit Mum’s older sister Anne, who is now in a nursing home up there (Anne is also, obviously, my aunt). My cousin Helen has lived in the Derbyshire Dales for many years now after moving there back in the nineties for a teaching job. A few years ago Anne and her late husband moved up there to be near Helen, their health having deteriorated to the point where they needed more organized care. Mum and I booked ourselves a night in the Premier Inn just outside Matlock, where we have now stayed I think three times. We drove up on a Wednesday morning and met Helen and Anne for lunch at the Grouse & Claret at Rowsley, just a short drive west along the A6 from Matlock, and then went back to Anne’s care home to see the place and her room (which Mum had seen before but I hadn’t).

After this we went to check in to the hotel and had a short pre-dinner stroll along a straight path running alongside the railway line just the other side of the A6 from the hotel. This turned out to involve quite a lot of bird and plant ID-ing, the latter using the PlantNet app, which I already had installed on my phone, and the former using the Merlin bird app, which I didn’t. Mum was particularly keen to identify the bird engaged in a concerted bout of tweeting in a tree by the path, so I was obliged to install Merlin while hoping that the bird would obligingly keep singing, which thankfully it did, and the app suggested that it was a song thrush, which was what Mum had already suspected.

The railway line
Plant ID

Since installing Merlin, it keeps telling me to take breaks and listen to birdsong.


We went back to see Anne again the following morning. During this visit I was offered a fig roll by one of the staff – don’t think I’d eaten one of those since the 1980s but I did always like them. Anne seemed to be in a mood to offload her books, and Mum and I were involved in a lot of pushing back and persuading her that she really ought to keep them. I did concede to taking two, one a book about William Morris, about whom I know almost nothing but the book contains some photographs of Arts and Crafts houses and other figures in the movement. It also includes this photograph, which I have seen in another book of Mum’s and love simply for bringing home to a modern audience how bloody tedious sitting for photographs in the 1870s must have been. The expression of the girl on the left says it all. The sitters are Morris and the artist Edward Burne-Jones, and their families.

The other book Anne gave me was Pigsties and Paradise by Liz Pitman, a collection of extracts from lady travellers to Wales in the first half of the nineteenth century. I'm only a couple of chapters in but it's quite interesting. I very much enjoyed this:

[Wales] was, until the eighteenth century, regarded as a wild, foreign place, with a mainly peasant population, who were said to eat toasted cheese because they couldn't afford meat.

Colliery band

Prior to the trip Anne had sent me some emails relating to the Lewis Merthyr Band, apparently the oldest brass band in the Rhondda Valleys. Because of Anne’s interest in genealogy, I had assumed that there was some family connection but she had been a bit vague about what it actually was, unless she’d told me before and I didn’t pay proper attention (not impossible). Thankfully Mum managed to clarify it for me:

Basically my Mum's mother's father was called Richard Martyn and came from Cornwall in the late nineteenth century with his young family to work in the mines in South Wales. He was your great great grandfather. He was very musical and became bandmaster of the then called Cymmer brass band. His brother George succeeded him as bandmaster as well.

The band website’s ‘Historical Images’ page has a photograph dated 1898 featuring Richard Martyn as conductor sitting front and centre (at least, I assume that’s him with the baton), and a further photo dated 1910, apparently showing George F Martyn as conductor. A little harder in this one to make out, but I assume he’s the chap in front behind the drum, to the left of the chap with the massive beard. The images on the page also include several of a visit of King George V and Queen Mary to the Lewis Merthyr Colliery in 1912. The Queen was evidently pulled around the colliery on a purpose-built cart drawn by a pit pony. Hope she enjoyed herself.

The internet tells me that the Lewis Merthyr Colliery was situated in the village of Trehafod, about 18 miles from Cardiff, and that the site of the former colliery now hosts the Rhondda Heritage Park.

New vet

We have a family holiday booked later in August, largely in honour of Mum and Dad’s upcoming 60th wedding anniversary. As I seem to have persuaded Ruth to come with me, if only for the first half of the week, we have been obliged to get our rabbits (still two – Chloe lives on) up to date with their vaccinations, as Reggie’s Retreat won’t take them otherwise. Ever since Ruth moved in we have been taking rabbits to the ‘Active Vetcare’ vets on Oakley Road, as it’s reasonably close to the house, but Ruth has become increasingly miffed at quite substantial increases in their prices. A new veterinary practice opened in May this year at Gallowstree Common, a village (or poss hamlet) a few miles north of Reading, run by a vet we’ve seen a few times at Oakley Road and who has impressed Ruth as good with rabbits. We went on a recce a couple of Saturdays back to locate it, incorporating a bus ride and circular walk from Sonning Common (the nearest bus stop).

Cherry Orchard Vets
Walk back to Sonning Common across fields

A week or so later we took Cassius and Chloe there to have their vaccinations. I think Ruth’s impressions of the practice are more or less favourable, though it may take more exposure. We didn’t get to see Sarah Moffat, instead getting a younger colleague, but the consultation seemed to go OK; a minor annoyance was that the vet had some difficulty examining Cassius’ teeth, which is common but I tend to think vets should have mastered a technique for it. Ruth was also a bit perturbed that the scales used for weighing animals was across the room from the examining table, necessitating the vet carrying the animal across the room, and did not appear to have a non-slip surface. (This sort of thing matters much more with rabbits than with, say, cats, who can leap off things from some height and land gracefully on their springy paws; rabbits can break their backs jumping off things in a panic.) Also, the waiting room had separate areas for cats vs. dogs, which is a nice gesture but a bit bloody pointless if they're still in the same room - the ideal would be a whole separate entrance for dogs so that their barking doesn't frighten other animals. I appreciate space is a consideration, but they could wait in their owners' cars and then just come in via the back door. Problem solved.

Cherry Orchard Vets is occupying the former Reformation pub, which closed in 2019 despite some community action to attempt to save it. I don't remember ever going there, though it's possible I did at some point. The new veterinary practice has a piece in our latest issue of Round & About.

Marrow

Ray came for dinner a couple of Fridays ago bringing some selected produce from his employer's vegetable garden (taken with permission of owner, not stolen in manner of Peter Rabbit). Two onions, two cucumbers and two alleged courgettes though one was a sizeable enough specimen to be classed as a marrow in my eyes. I used about a third of it in this recipe a couple of nights later, before having to consign the rest to the food waste bucket.

The recipe is one Mum used to cook us occasionally as kids. I think I typed it out from a Korean cookbook.

20 July 2024

More books I have read

'Briefly, a Delicious Life' by Nell Stevens

It’s 1838. The narrator is the ghost of a young girl, Blanca, who died in 1473 at 14 years old. Blanca died in childbirth, after becoming pregnant by a novice monk of a similar age. After she died, Blanca expected to meet the ghosts of other dead people, but she never has. She amuses herself by going inside the heads of the living and rummaging around in their pasts. (She has discovered that she can also see into their futures – but tries to stop herself doing this.) She has spent most of her time since death around the Charterhouse at Valldemossa, the monastery in the remote Mallorcan hillside village where she lived and died.

The story opens when Blanca sees what appears to be two men kissing in the garden of the abandoned monastery. One of the men turns out to be a woman, though apparently called George. This is George Sand, a successful writer who has come to Mallorca from Paris with her two children and her lover, the composer Frédéric Chopin, seemingly with the intention of improving everyone’s health. Things don’t actually work out that way. The winter in the remote hillside region turns out to be brutal and the village more or less cut off. The locals are hostile to the family, partly because they assume Chopin’s coughing and general air of ill health indicates TB (it’s never clear whether it actually does or not), partly because George and her daughter wear trousers, partly because it gets around that George and Chopin are not in fact married. The woman employed to cook for them fleeces them at every opportunity, pinching portions of their food for herself and watering down their milk. The villagers are reluctant to sell to them and charge them way over the odds for food and transport. The family don’t exactly help themselves by seemingly making not much effort to participate in the life of the village, including not turning up to Sunday Mass. I felt a bit sorry for the driver who loses his carriage in a flood after George has intransigently insisted on being driven back to the village from Palma despite having been warned about the poor weather conditions. As a reader, you do wonder why on earth George and Chopin didn't draw a line under the venture sooner than they did, particularly after the village children set upon George's daughter Solange with rocks - in the event it's only when the villagers come to the monastery with flaming torches that it occurs to George that it's not really working out.

It’s a lovely story and Blanca’s ghost is a most appealing character. Blanca has reached the conclusion that her “in between” state – clearly dead, disembodied but not seeing the ghosts of other dead or apparently being admitted to any kind of afterlife – must be a bit of a glitch that’ll be rectified in due course. She imagines that heaven, when she’s eventually admitted, will involve “a lot of good seafood and gentle harp music of the kind I had never actually heard while alive”. When the family returns to Paris at the end of the novel, Blanca, who has developed an attraction to George, goes with them, seeming to have realized that not much is going to change vis à vis her afterlife and she might as well effect a change of scene for herself.

George Sand was the pen name of Aurore Dupin. Her Wikipedia entry currently notes that she “is recognised as one of the most notable writers of the European Romantic era”. Sand evidently grew up in the countryside but moved to Paris after the breakdown of her marriage, where she took up trouser-wearing and cigar-smoking in addition to novel-writing. Sand did spend a winter in Majorca with Chopin and her children, detailed in her book A Winter in Majorca. It looks from Google Maps as though her country home in central France is now a museum.

Briefly, a Delicious Life was published in 2022 and was Nell Stevens’ debut novel.

‘The New Long Life’ by Andrew J Scott and Lynda Gratton

Subtitled ‘A Framework for Flourishing in a Changing World’. The focus is on the challenges posed by both technological advances and increased longevity. Longevity was evidently addressed in Scott and Gratton’s earlier book The 100-Year Life (which I haven’t read) and they claim to have found, in discussing the issues around it, that these also raised a lot of questions relating to technology.

The authors define “social ingenuity” as a new form of human ingenuity, required by advances in technology and in the expected human lifespan. Technological advances, they argue, initially cause disruption and require social ingenuity to get over. They state that this need for social ingenuity is their motivation for writing this book. We need to see the consequences of technological ingenuity, and the advances that have resulted in longer lifespan, as opportunities not risks. Scott and Gratton introduce a cast of personas – “everybodies” – which they use to illustrate the need for social ingenuity.

The authors suggest a need to move from a three-stage life (education-work-retirement) to a “multistage” life. They discuss the demographic transition that many countries have experienced whereby both mortality rates and fertility rates have fallen, leading to older people forming an increasing proportion of the population. If we’re to exploit the gains of longevity, the authors argue, we have to adjust our perspective on ageing and what we think of as old. They argue that there is a need for corporate practices to catch up with the multistage life, breaking the link between age and stage: i.e. the idea that you join a company after leaving university, get a series of promotions if you’re good enough; be winding down in your late 50s/early 60s. People will need more education as they live and work for longer and it will need to be spread out, rather than front-loaded. Education needs to be something people can access in their sixties as easily as in their twenties.

This was an interesting read. The personas were a neat idea though I wish they had been made more use of – having been introduced, they are then only mentioned briefly throughout the rest of the book. The idea of a midlife MOT, apparently suggested in a 2017 review of the UK state pension age, is interesting, as was the idea of the benefits of compounding as not only related to money: investing in your health etc. The suggestion in the chapter “The Government Agenda” of protecting the worker not the job, was interesting, the argument being that it’s not good for the economy to impose rigid rules on companies to project existing jobs from new technology, but that workers should be supported to get alternative jobs via re-education and training programmes. Also, if we need people to stay working for longer, then simply raising the retirement age isn’t enough in itself; it has to be done in conjunction with policies aimed at supporting older people to stay working. (I also liked the description of generational labels such as “millennial” as a “demographic version of astrology”.)

The authors claim that we’re currently – the book was published in 2020 – living through a period where the gap between technological and social ingenuity is widening, though I’d guess that worries about the effect of technological advances on people’s jobs has been around at least since the Industrial Revolution, the development of the power loom being a case in point. I seem to recall that learning about this sort of thing was one of the things that put me off taking History as an O-level subject, but I was young and foolish then and would of course find such things much more interesting now.

‘Lessons’ by Ian McEwan

“How easy it was to drift through an unchosen life, in a succession of reactions to events.”

Lessons covers most of the lifetime of Roland Baines, starting from his arrival in England from Tripoli with his parents in 1959, aged 11, to start at boarding school. The story is set against a backdrop of significant world events, including the Cuban Missile Crisis; the Chernobyl disaster; the Eastern Bloc; the fall of the Berlin Wall; more recently, the COVID-19 pandemic.

Pivotal to the course of Roland’s life is a teenage involvement with his school piano teacher, Miriam Cornell. The “affair” with Cornell resulted in neglect of his schoolwork and a distancing from his peers, feeling himself way beyond them in terms of life experience. (“He believed he had entered a transcendent state that most of them would never know. Schoolwork he could sort out later. He believed he was in love.”) Roland fails all his O-levels; he is accepted into the school sixth form after a teacher advocates for him, but he again falls under the influence of Cornell, who tells him to leave school and move in with her; once he arrives at her house she locks his clothes in the shed and compels him to live in pyjamas, effectively confining him to her house. Their involvement ends when Cornell suggests they get married, which seems to trigger something in the sixteen-year-old Roland and he demurs, resulting in her throwing him out.

The experience with Cornell seems to have far-reaching consequences for Roland’s subsequent relationships. A string of initially promising relationships end when the women break up with him. His wife Alissa deserts him and their infant son, leaving a note saying that it was for the best. It’s only relatively late in his life that he finally marries his friend and long-time on/off girlfriend Daphne, though Daphne dies of cancer not long afterwards. It is implied that he is sexually over-demanding, though the exact nature of his issue is never made explicit; there’s a reference to “his problem, the old one. He couldn’t help himself. [Daphne] had said in a tight voice that he could and must.”

Roland writes poems, and seems to have had aspirations to be a serious poet, though he never achieves the literary success he would have liked – he has the occasional poem published, writes articles for in-flight magazines, writes verse for a friend’s greetings card business. (Ironically, his ex-wife Alissa does become a successful novelist, and her writing talent seems to enable him to forgive her.) In his middle years he makes his living playing the piano in a hotel bar. Roland agonises a lot, and is plagued by worry that he hasn’t achieved anything (“Nothing achieved”), though he is clearly a talented man, musically gifted (while at school, he was lauded as an extremely promising young pianist, though this early promise went the same way as the rest of his school career) and apparently a good enough tennis player to be able to coach the game. This is also dismissing his success as a father to his son Lawrence and stepfather to Daphne’s children and, towards the end of the novel, as a grandfather. Like his own father, Roland is a better father than he is a husband/boyfriend.

This was the first McEwan I’ve read, but I will probably read more. Mum and Dave have both read several of his novels. Mum isn’t a big fan of them, finding his protagonists frustrating; certainly I was sometimes frustrated at some of the decisions Roland makes, but I found him on the whole a sympathetic character. Themes that run through the book are decisions and their consequences, and the range of possibilities depending on choices made and not made; at one point, Roland ruminates over “single starting errors that multiplied through time into a fan-shaped array”. Later in his life he seems to make peace with his choices – as is, perhaps, the way of things.

13 July 2024

Trek26 Cotswolds

Saturday 6 July

I think it was Hai who found out about the Alzheimer’s Society’s ‘Trek26’ walks – since we did the walk for the British Heart Foundation in 2017 she has been keen to do another similar event, but we have both been slightly put off by most charity walking challenges now setting a minimum fundraising target. As indeed this one did, though if you didn’t raise the fundraising target it didn’t mean that you couldn’t participate (though it did mean that you weren’t entitled to a trek T-shirt, which I thought was slightly mean – on the BHF walk they had been given out to everyone who took part).

I did manage to raise £130 thanks to a handful of generous people, plus a donation I made myself. But I’m not really comfortable with fundraising and didn’t push it particularly hard beyond posting the JustGiving link on my Facebook page. As it happens, my worries about feeling a bit conspicuous if we were among the few not wearing trek T-shirts were groundless because the weather on the day was so awful everyone was wearing waterproofs.

I can't now remember why we chose Trek26 Cotswolds over the other Trek26 events - I think it was a combination of Hai wanting a country route and me not wanting to travel too far to do it. Trek26 offers two walk lengths, a 26-mile route (hence the name) and a 13-mile route. We signed up for the 26 mile route back in October, in that glow of optimism that happens when something seems a good way off. In late May, we both downgraded ourselves to the 13-mile route, less for fitness reasons than because after having actually thought about the logistics of getting to the rural start point a few miles outside Cheltenham by 06:30 in the morning AND having to pick Hai up first, the whole thing started to seem impossible; I also wouldn’t have wanted to do the two-hour drive home after that length of walk so would have had to stump up for an extra night in a hotel. Selecting the 13-miler enabled us to select a more relaxed 08:30am start. As it happens, the 13-miler was amply strenuous enough thanks to the hilly terrain and the poor ground conditions.

I stayed the previous night at the Premier Inn Cheltenham North West, which I’d selected as it was half the price of the town centre Premier Inn and had a free car park.1 It’s a somewhat dejected building of I’d guess 80s-era vintage, attached to a Beefeater and located by the side of a dual carriageway opposite a retail park. As you’d expect in an older building, it does not have air con, which I’d infer they’ve had some complaints about judging by the note in the room below. Thankfully on the night I stayed it hadn’t been an excessively hot day and I didn’t feel the need to bathe in a jug of ice. The room was fine and it did at least have a window that opened (a bit). Here I am showing the fan provided, and also showing off the haircut I’d had done earlier that day (courtesy of Oksana of TJ's Hair Designs) that was then battered by the weather on the Saturday.

The ”event hub” – where the walk started and finished – was at Postlip Farm, about seven miles NE of Cheltenham. On the morning, I got up early and snaffled a couple of cheeky pastries from a conveniently-placed Greggs at the Gallagher Retail Park across the road (how wondrous is Greggs, opening at 6:30am on a Saturday) and made coffee in my trusty mini-cafetière, as waiting for the Beefeater to open for breakfast would have been too late (also, judging by recent TripAdvisor reviews of this hotel, it’s not clear whether it would in fact have opened at all). I picked Hai up from her Travelodge and we arrived at the event hub just after 8am. Hai hadn’t received her walker number so we had to make for the information desk, which didn’t leave us much time to spare before gathering at the start so it was just as well we’d both had our breakfast as we had to pass up the hot baps on offer.

Wet people waiting to start the walk
Me attempting some high spirits as we started off

Brief summary of the walk: good points: pleasant and supportive atmosphere – people patiently waiting their turn at stiles, pulling you up if you fell over etc. I did, in fact, fall over twice, and witnessed plenty of other people also sliding on their arses. Which leads on to the bad points: due to a lot of rain over the previous few days, including the previous night, the route was a mudbath, made worse by hundreds of people having tramped over the route before our start wave got to it. There were also quite a lot of stiles on the route, not all in very good condition, though again, they would have been getting much heavier use than usual, and consequently were muddy and slippery in addition to being wobbly in some cases.  
Walking through one of several very muddy fields
At the lunch stop at Gotherington, about 8 miles in
A pleasant viewpoint
Us approaching the finish

The route: on a nicer day I’m sure the countryside would have been quite scenic, but it was difficult to appreciate it given the necessity of spending much of the time looking where we were putting our feet in order to avoid falling over. We passed under two tunnels carrying the Gloucestershire Warwickshire Steam Railway and did see a couple of steam trains chugging through the landscape. The weather improved in the second half of the walk and we did get some good views, including one across to a distant church that might well have been Gloucester Cathedral as per the note below. If we’d done the 26 mile route we’d apparently have passed through the grounds of Sudeley Castle. 

According to the website, there were 1184 walkers on the day and the event raised over £400,000.



1 Not for much longer, according to this note that's currently on their website. You expect parking charges at city centre hotels; as the free parking was part of the reason for my booking this somewhat bleak edge-of-town establishment, I'm not sure how thrilled I'd have been at this.