Day in court (almost)

Following the incident back in March, I subsequently received – to my surprise – a letter from the Criminal Justice System, asking me to go to court to give evidence. Had not expected this given that the police officer who took my statement had advised me that she didn’t think the case would go any further. They do ask you as part of taking a statement whether you’d be willing to go to court if necessary, and I had admittedly said Yes, purely to show willing and not imagining that I’d actually have to do it. However. 

Subsequently had various contacts with the Thames Valley Witness Care Unit - WCUs apparently having been set up as part of the No Witness, No Justice project, a joint police and CPS initiative to try to ensure witnesses get a better deal.

As part of this being called to give evidence business, I encountered the poisoned concept of a ‘reserve list’. Seemingly Crown Courts don’t set actual dates for most trials (though I read somewhere that magistrates courts apparently do) but instead put them on ‘reserve lists’ for specified two week periods, during which time they’ll be put on the list of trials for the following day if there’s sufficient court space. If the trial doesn’t get heard during that two-week period, the court apparently just gets to set another two-week period, during which witnesses have to put their lives on hold again and be ready to drop everything to go to court the following day. No idea how long this could potentially go on. In the event, I got the call last Thursday afternoon to attend court on Friday, the last day of the two-week window, so I dutifully turned up at Aylesbury Crown Court for 10am on Friday morning. Was met by a pleasant volunteer from the Witness Service – a charity, not the same as the Witness Care Unit – who showed me and two other women downstairs into the basement and into a tiny little room which is apparently all Aylesbury has by way of witness facilities. There isn’t even anywhere to get a drink – you have to ask permission to go out of the building and buy a takeaway coffee and bring it back. The Witness Service man did express sympathy for us re the facilities and told us that if only our cases were being heard at Amersham, that has a lovely witness suite. Great; thanks for that.

The two other women who arrived at the same time as me – one in her 50s, one in (I’d guess) her 80s and evidently her mother – were connected with the other case being heard at Aylesbury that day, but it wasn’t long before the victim in my case turned up with his mum and stepdad, completely filling the tiny witness room. In fairness to the lad he did thank me for helping him, and his (bright orange spray-tanned) mother thanked me and shook my hand. However, both the lad (I’m calling him a lad; he was apparently 25, but I am getting quite old) and his mother were seemingly unaware that they should not be talking in any detail about the case in my hearing, or else were unwilling to pay any attention to this rule, as they related the details of it to the other woman and her mother (in exchange, 50-something was v. keen to share the details of her assault by her schizophrenic neighbour armed with a screwdriver). Eventually I got up and said I’d have to leave the room as they were talking about the case, and wandered the corridor for a bit until Witness Service Man (henceforth WSM) returned and allowed me to sit in the office along with another witness in the other case, who’d arrived too late to fit into the witness sitting room (the latter a somewhat overblown term for the actual facilities).

By 1pm neither of the cases had been called – this despite the fact that we’d all been told to turn up for 10am – and WSM came to tell us that the lawyers were breaking for lunch. Great. Bought an M&S sandwich and mooched about Aylesbury, imagining lawyers in a banqueting hall somewhere laughing and throwing bones over their shoulders. Returned to the court at 2pm to be told apologetically by WSM that it had been decided that my evidence was not required and I was being released. While undoubtedly relieved not to have to be cross-examined, which I can’t say I’d been looking forward to, was peeved that this couldn’t have been decided earlier in the proceedings – ideally, before I’d used up a morning of my life driving to Aylesbury and then sitting in a cellar for three hours. Bade goodbye to WSM and returned to my car and thence to Reading.

Spirits rose slightly on sunny pleasant drive on country roads via Chinnor and then my usual route south via Watlington. Went for dinner that evening with Ruth at the Suwanna where I shared my views on The Justice System In This Country.

Postscript 
Received an email update today from Kirsty, my Witness Care Officer, as follows:

I have now been able to speak to the Crown Prosecution Service at Court who confirmed the reason you did not need to give evidence on Friday was that the defence agreed that your statement was OK to use without them needing to cross examine you. I’m sorry that defence only made this decision last minute.

Perhaps my statement was so watertight that the defence couldn't possibly see how they'd pick any holes in it?

Kirsty later sent a further follow up to say that there had been a verdict, and that the defendant had been found not guilty to one of the two counts, and that the jury had been unable to reach a verdict on the second count. Apparently the latter means that the CPS has to decide whether to proceed to a retrial on the second count at some point. Currently unsure as to whether the 'no verdict' count is one that my evidence would relate to. Kirsty added optimistically "Hopefully if they do proceed to a re trial you will not need to attend", but we'll see.

Rundown of May

Top of Primrose Hill

Kicked off May with a day’s leave and an afternoon and evening in London. Arrived in town around midday, grabbed a takeaway lunch from itsu and set off to do one of my three-miles-four-times-a-week scheduled walks. Walked up through Regent’s Park and out the entrance near the zoo, crossed the road and walked up Primrose Hill, where there were a number of people sunning themselves. Meandered back down the other side of the park and ended my walk at the Wellcome Collection, where I had a cup of tea and then a wander around the ‘Institute of Sexology’ exhibition. The exhibition, which runs until September, is an eclectic mix of interesting stuff - as well as the stuff you’d expect on Alfred Kinsey and on Masters and Johnson, and on Marie Stopes’ work on birth control, there’s a section on Wilhelm Reich’s absurdly wacky Orgone Energy Accumulators, with some charming film footage of use of one such device. There’s also some interesting old film showing various species’ mating practices, including a bit on the unusual mating habits of the porcupine (the male anoints the female with a urinary shower – quelle romance).

Alfred Kinsey abandoned his earlier career as an expert on gall wasps to found the Institute for Sex Research. The current Wikipedia entry on Kinsey under ‘Personal life’ is so absurd – and the last sentence seemingly such a non sequitur, unless I’m missing something – that I feel compelled to reproduce it here.

Digressing a bit but sticking with sexual topics: the OU hosted this event back in April. I’m sure it was actually full of serious academic discourse, but it’s difficult to shake off a picture of dodgy-looking men shuffling in in macs.

After leaving Wellcome I wandered down to Soho and walked around for a while before meeting Ruth for dinner, which we had at the lovely Jamon Jamon, tucked away over the other side of Charing Cross Road and a little oasis of peace after the crowds of drinkers spilling out onto pavements. After dinner we went to see Jen Brister at the Soho Theatre – we had seen and enjoyed Brister’s supporting act at South Street Arts a year or so ago, though we didn’t enjoy her set quite as much on this occasion as – perhaps inevitably given the then-impending election – it contained a bit too much political stuff for either of our tastes.

Tanners Lane

Walking targets continue and still enjoying tracking with MapMyWalk. Three highlights from May:

Walk 1, a tramp up Peppard Road through Emmer Green, pausing to look at some cute baby moorhens on Emmer Green Pond, before turning down Kidmore End Road and heading out past Reading Golf Course, turning left down Tanners Lane (all this quite adventurously out-in-the-country for me) and then down the track connecting Tanners Lane with Highdown Hill Road, and then back into Caversham.

Oakgrove

Walk 2 has become a pre-work staple: up north from the OU's campus through Ouzel Valley Park, skirting Monkston Park, thence past Waitrose into the new Oakgrove development, then across to Woolstone and down through Woughton on the Green back to the OU. The houses and flats on the new development are by and large nice-looking and more interesting than the dull faux-classic dross that gets built these days. There was unfortunately a fire in one of the new buildings recently; I saw the smoke from campus and did wonder what was going on.

Walk 3: a meander one Sunday recently when up in MK. Walked into New Bradwell and then down Bradwell Road to locate the redway that goes along the route of the former Wolverton to Newport Pagnell railway line, a victim of the Beeching axe in 1962. I assume the platform in the picture was part of the former Bradwell railway station. Some old pictures of the station here, including things in a bit of a state in 1976, presumably before the redway was set up along that stretch. I only walked along a short stretch, westwards back towards the V6 - partly because I'm always a bit spooked out by disused railway lines. I maintain that it's not at all irrational to worry about phantom trains hurtling towards you. I may go for a bit of a cycle along it at some point, if I can ever heave myself back onto a bicycle.

Took a scan of my last-ever tax disc, to keep as a future record of How Things Used to Be. Seems weird to have a blank space in the windscreen. Must search for any companies doing cute smiley faces or similar. Various suggestions here about what the empty holder could be used for (actually I think I chucked my holder – maybe that was premature). Or why not replace it with an artwork.

Willow continues in seemingly robust health, despite our having been warned by Sandra of RRR over a year ago that her slowness to gain weight probably indicated a tumour and we should prepare for her not to last that long. While Harley, when released into the garden, skips about prettily among the plants, Willow shows a marked interest in the seamier side of things, usually to be found eating moss or bits of unidentifiable mulch or, as here, burrowing into the drain. As Ruth had blocked the entrance to the drain off with a brick, we weren't too alarmed by this until we saw her appearing to be turning and starting work on a tunnel under the path. Visions of her being lost under our neighbours' house have now led to further blocking off action. In revenge, she has been eating the hostas, which upset her stomach.

Wine tasting à quatre at Helen’s house on 15 May. As part of the seemingly numerous perks Helen receives with her job at the Prudential, she gets a free Gourmet Society card – I was unfamiliar with these, but apparently they can get you quite good discounts off restaurant bills, as well as other things including, in this case, a free Wine Tasting Experience.  As Helen is not a great consumer of wine, she kindly invited Ali, Ruth and me, who are reasonably great consumers of wine, to participate with her. We had been instructed not to drink anything in advance of the tasting – presumably to avoid contaminating our palates with supermarket plonk – and Ruth and I had dutifully abided by this, though Ali confessed to having tipped back a sneaky glass of white after getting in from work. In the event the chap doing it was delayed on another wine tasting and didn’t arrive until after 9pm, by which time we were almost ready to snatch his case of wine out of his hand. I think we were given 12 wines to taste in total, evenly split between white and red. We were told how to approach the wine, warming it in your hand and inhaling, then taking a sip and letting it rest in your mouth before letting it fill your whole mouth – i.e. including down sides of teeth – to get the full flavour. The last bit we didn’t care for as it felt too much like gargling – you certainly get an intense taste sensation from doing it, but I don’t think it’s something I’ll be doing regularly with wine. Interesting experience though. Left full of good intentions to buy fewer more expensive bottles of wine, and sip them in sophisticated ladylike fashion.

A Moon Jar

Ruth and I went for our usual mooch around Caversham Arts Trail on Saturday 17th. Started, at Ruth’s request, by trekking up to Caversham Park Village to call on Roger Smalley. Mr Smalley is a talented sculptor and his pieces do appeal, but he seems to have little idea how to market and sell his work – despite hinting that he wasn’t selling as many pieces as he’d like, he appeared somewhat confused when I enquired about the price of a small piece and gave the impression of not being too sure whether he wanted to sell it. He also regaled us with how few visitors he’d had during the Arts Trail and how it really wasn’t worth his participating and how he doesn’t attend the annual Contemporary Art Fair any more as it’s far too commercial – i.e., presumably, filled with people who actually want to sell their work. We moved on as soon as we could over to Kidmore Road and lunch at The Grosvenor, before visiting 224 Kidmore Road where I, finally, bought one of Debbie Page’s Moon Jars. Don't have a handy photo of it, but it's very similar to the one in this picture.

Ruth and Alys

Spent four nights staying at Mum and Dad’s place in Abergavenny while they were away on their recent Italian rail tour, Mum’s 70th birthday present from Dad. Spent a morning in Hay-on-Wye, where I hadn’t been for a while. We realized on entering the town that the morning we’d chosen was actually the first day of the Hay Festival; in the event, although there were obvious signs of the festival being set up, the town wasn’t overly crowded. Perhaps Day 1 only features the lesser-known literary type. We had a pleasant browse around including a trip to Booth’s and a browse in the Cinema Bookshop (prize for most obscure tome spotted so far has to go to A History of the National Union of Boot and Shoe Operatives, 1874-1957). We would have had lunch in Booth's café, which Mum has recommended, but in the event weren't hungry enough so instead we bought a pie in the butcher's to take back to the house.

The Enlarger

Dave and Hazel and the little girlies visited on the Saturday and Nia briefly went in the paddling pool, before I think realizing quite quickly that it wasn’t really that warm. Alys slept obligingly in one or other of our laps for pretty much the whole day. I've gathered since then that she does now regularly have her eyes open, so am looking forward to meeting her in a wakeful state. Hannah and Henry came up from Bristol to spend Saturday evening and then stay a day or so with plans to take back with them sundry pieces of photographic equipment that Hannah had recently purchased from eBay, including this scary enlarger which was occupying the front room looking like a giant praying mantis. It was apparently bound for the bathroom of Hannah's quite small flat, which she seems to have plans to adapt to function as a darkroom.

British summer spirit

Finished off May (more or less) by going for breakfast with Ray on his boat - currently still moored at the Thames & Kennet Marina, though Ray claims to have plans to go travelling the waterways any day now. It was arguably not quite warm enough to sit outside on his deck, but we were keen to do so having not done it for a while, so mufflered up. He elaborated to us his plans for a re-configuration of the boat's interior, though he later phoned me to say he'd decided to put this off until the winter.

My First Quiche Lorraine

As a final comment on May, I have branched out into quiche cookery. Following Delia closely, obviously, I have now produced several, all of which have miraculously avoided soggy bottom issues. Am quite inspired.

How Old Do I Look?

What’s happened over the last month? Well, there’s the election. Can’t come up at the moment with any suitable trenchant commentary, but Dave’s probably said it all here and here.

Turning to more trivial amusements to divert myself, had a go with the ‘How old do I look?’ tool at http://how-old.net after becoming aware of it popping up several times on my Facebook newsfeed. Unfortunately, became so incensed by its first couple of assessments of my age, that I decided to conduct a scientific study of its accuracy, by plumbing into it a dozen photos of me taken over the course of the last 30-odd years.

Here they are, arranged in the order that How-Old.net had me, with my actual age (approximate, in the case of the non-digitally-dated photos) below them. The first and last photos are indeed the earliest and latest taken, though the first has me six years older than I actually was at the time, and the last I don’t want to talk about.

Actual age: 13	Actual age: 22	Actual age: about 27
Actual age: 18 or 19	Actual age: about 35	Actual age: 40
Actual age: 40	Actual age: 40	Actual age: 45
Actual age: 40	Actual age: 40	Actual age: 45

Further fascinating observations testifying to the crudeness of the tool:

• The two photos that have me as 27 were actually taken sixteen years apart, the first (the one in which I look like a hostile Sue Lawley on steroids) was taken in 1987, the second in 2003. In the first, the preceding few years hadn’t gone that well, whereas in the second I’d obviously re-discovered some youthful joie de vivre. 
• Photos 6 and 10 were taken within a few seconds of each other on the same day. One may conclude that a smile takes years off you? Though that’s then contradicted by photos 7 and 8. 

Obviously, am not going to take any of the above seriously. Though perhaps it's time to start going to bed with blobs of night cream over face. Did/do women actually do this?

Various walks

River Ouzel near Woolstone

My app-aided walk motivation continues. Have been continuing the early morning walks to work, taking the bus part way and then various permutations of a quite pleasant walk along the canal and via Woolstone and Ouzel Valley Park. Have been occasionally meeting Matt en route, as he has abandoned his usual bike two days a week due to back problems. Spotted this sheep-like installation close to the Neath Hill Roundabout South bus stop.

Brief rundown of selected walks lately, with accompanying fascinating snippets:

Walk Saturday 28 March, to Whiteknights and back, about 6 miles in total 

Took a walk up to Whiteknights a few Saturdays ago intending to purchase kimchi at Seoul Plaza, though in the event it was closed – should have twigged that the university term might have ended. On the way, noticed that the former Wells Hall on Upper Redlands Road is being demolished. It has I think stood empty for a number of years. According to this blurb about the site development, the hall was built in 1974, so not sure why its age renders it no longer suitable as student accommodation given that there appear to be no plans to demolish the much older Wantage Hall on the neighbouring site. As ever, one suspects a bit of a campaign against 1960s and 1970s architecture. I always thought Wells was quite a pleasant-looking building and from memory of going into it a couple of times while I was a student at Reading, well-designed enough.  The hall as was can be viewed on this aerial pic taken from Haslams website, with Wantage Hall to the left of it in the picture:

Walk Good Friday, around Caversham and Emmer Green, about 3½ miles

Trotted out early on Good Friday to get some air before driving to Wales to see family. Wondered, as I often have, how the really quite old-looking Tudor Cottage on Surley Row must have looked before any of the much newer housing around it was built. This Geograph photo has a bit of interesting blurb. This Caversham Heritage Map mentions Tudor Cottage and notes that Surley Row “gives a glimpse of Caversham before the Industrial Revolution”.

Walk 4 April on the Clytha Estate, about 3 ½ miles 

Went for a pleasant walk on the Saturday of the Easter weekend with Ruth and my parents, starting from the Clytha riverside car park and going along the Usk for a bit and then through some attractively flower-bespattered woodland, over fields etc to the Clytha Arms, where we had lunch. After lunch we walked up the road to Clytha Castle, an ornate folly “considered one of the outstanding 18th-century follies of Wales” (surely that’s a pretty small demographic – how many are there?). It was built by William Jones of the nearby Clytha House, apparently with the purpose of 'relieving a mind afflicted with the loss of a most excellent wife'. Fair enough - who among us, after losing a loved one, hasn't wanted to rush out and build a pointy building on a hill?

The picture above right features my parents both having a bit of a snoop beyond the board that said ‘Go No Further’. Being exceptionally law-abiding, I was lurking behind it to take the picture. I think Ruth had sloped off into the woods.

Clytha Castle is available for holiday lets via the Landmark Trust and is advertised on their website thusly. Though the LT, from the random selection of properties I browsed, are not quite as expensive as I’d imagined, they are a bit up themselves for my taste, not providing televisions, radio, telephones or any similar new-fangled nonsense. Well, if one can't amuse oneself for a week's worth of evenings playing Halma and embroidering things, one presumably should buzz off to Pontins.

Walk Easter Sunday in Abergavenny, about 3 miles 

Took a bit of early morning exercise on Easter Sunday before driving to Lambourn for lunch with Ruth’s aunt. Pootled up the Monmouth Road turning into various side streets for a snoop, before completing a circular walk along the water meadows. Was struck by this imposing (and somewhat scary) house on Belmont Road, which was so odd-looking and so much bigger than the houses around it that I did a bit of Googling later to see if I could find out more about it. According to this article from Wales Online, the house is called Fairlea, and was once the childhood home of the crime writer Ethel Lina White – whom I had to confess to not having heard of, but turns out Dad’s mum was a big fan. White’s novels seem to have inspired a couple of films, one the 1946 thriller The Spiral Staircase, which Mum, Hannah and I subsequently watched last Sunday. The SS is apparently based on White’s novel Some Must Watch, and the Wales Online piece has it that the layout of the staircase at Fairlea inspired some of the scenes in the novel. (Bit sad about Dr Huw – hope he found somewhere else nice to live.) This ad via Prime Location has pics of the interior, including the staircase.

Walk before work, 24 April, about 3 ½ miles

Had to climb over a fence. Near the Middleton allotments. Am becoming ever more intrepid.

Walk with Ray to Cosgrove, Saturday 25 April, about 6 miles

Wolverton Viaduct

Ray on the aqueduct

Ray hasn’t been too well lately so I was keen not to overdo it, but he arrived yesterday full of enthusiasm to get out, so we set off up the road to Haversham and then turned left into Ouse Valley Park, where we proceeded under the viaduct and then turned right to join the Ouse Valley Way past an extensive caravan park on the other side of the river, before meeting the canal at the aqueduct. Turned right and walked northwards up the canal past a wad of boats – mainly narrowboats but a few others in addition – until we reached the junction with the ‘Buckingham Arm’, a stretch of canal apparently abandoned in 1964 but evidently now under renovation. The restoration project sounds interesting though challenging given that the A5 now blocks the route. Install a lift bridge??

Horse tunnel

We walked up as far as Cosgrove and used the horse tunnel to cross the canal and have a pootle around the village, which is quite pleasant and seems to have gone in for a Cotswold stone-type look. Unless we missed it the village doesn't have a shop, but there is a pub, The Barley Mow, where we would have gone for a drink if we hadn’t been too early. After a quick circuit of Cosgrove we retraced our steps to the aqueduct and then carried straight on along the canal back to Wolverton Park. We had a quick lunch at Buskers before Ray left to set up Maurice at Laurence's place, where he was apparently doing the overnight security.

Have spent the rest of this weekend pleasantly mooching about the flat (bar a couple of hours' shopping this morning) and enjoying the view from my balcony now that it's (almost) warm enough to sit out there. Increased numbers of narrowboats chugging past, which I assume is a sign of impending summer.

Alys; quality theatre; assorted trivia

British Summer Time is here again, though I can never remember which end of the day that renders lighter – evening, I think. It also means our kitchen clock at the house is once again showing the correct time, as we never got around to adjusting it when the clocks went back last October. Have managed to adjust my car radio clock, but there’s some truth in this tweet from @innocent.

Big news since last post is the birth of Dave and Hazel’s second daughter Alys on 28 March, only a week away from Nia’s third birthday on 4 April. Visited on 3 April and had an introductory cuddle of the babe, followed by a follow up at Mum and Dad’s last Sunday. Prior to my trip on the 3rd, I had ventured into Mothercare for a gift for Alys and – never having spent much time in there – was a bit thrown to discover that clothes for newborns come in three different sizes. Which I suppose does make sense, but I’d never thought about it. As Alys was a ten-pounder I abandoned the first outfit I picked up, aimed at the ‘tiny’ category, and chose something more substantial.

Recently did my bit for keeping in touch with the youth by watching Frozen, which I’d added to my LoveFilm list in a bid to find out what all the fuss was about. We were staying over at Mum and Dad’s that night so Ruth and Mum watched it with me; Dad sidled off to his front room as strains of ‘Let it GOOOOOOO’ wafted through the house. It was enjoyable enough though I can’t say I quite get why it’s become quite such a big thing – but then I appreciate I’m not the target audience. Older sister Elsa is the more interesting character – how did she get that way? Did it run in the family? – but it’s the somewhat annoying younger sister Anna who has most of the screen time. On the plus side, it’s undoubtedly a Good Thing that a film with two female leads – albeit animated ones – has become such a phenomenon, and the ‘act of true love’ is between the sisters rather than kiss bestowed by prince, etc.

Cupcakes and Bertie

Spent last Saturday and Sunday in Abergavenny in part for a birthday lunch/tea for Hannah on Sunday. Had roast lamb - which I've not had in a long while - and then some strawberry cupcakes that Hannah had crafted and then transported on the train. Close up of cupcakes left, plus Nia's rabbit Bertie who seemed to have been left face down next to them. The one symbolic candle was duly re-lit for Nia to have a go at blowing out.

Prior to the tea party, helped Dad plant some cuttings of the black bamboo - aka phyllostachys nigra (I speak Latin) - that Ruth had dug up from our garden with some difficulty, eventually resorting to an axe, despite Dad's assurances that it would be a quick matter of just slicing a bit off with a spade. The cuttings were quite tall and didn't have all that much root attached, so I'm just hoping they stay upright throughout the next strong breeze.

Have not yet given much thought to the impending general election, but should no doubt do some research. Mark Lancaster, the incumbent MP for Milton Keynes North, appears to have made little effort on his campaign leaflet to avoid looking like the stereotypical smug Tory git, but I should of course get past that and read about policies etc. Only Conservative and Labour literature received so far, at either of my addresses. Given that the election's on a weekday, am likely to be voting in MK so should read up on Lancaster and the Labour parliamentary candidate Emily Darlington.

Day in London on 11 April to catch the last day of the play My Night with Reg. In fact we saw the matinée rather than the evening performance, but that was quite nice as we were able to go for an early dinner afterwards and get home before it got too late, don slippers and light pipes, etc. Glad Ruth persuaded me to see the play as it was one of the best things I’ve seen in a while – great cast including the v. dishy Julian Ovenden; his brief appearance nude in one scene was the icing on the cake. The audience included a larger number than I expected of straight couples of around my parents’ age, which surprised me slightly though for no good reason; the grey-haired duo next to me were laughing particularly uproariously. There's a Telegraph review of the play here.

Before the play we had lunch at itsu, followed – to counteract the healthiness – by tea and cake at Caffe Concerto on Shaftesbury Avenue. Afterwards, we wandered and into Foyles, which evidently moved premises last year though it's still on Charing Cross Road. It's now v. glam inside, with lots of pale wood and glass. When I first went there, which must have been at least 25 years ago, I seem to remember stacks of books everywhere and a peculiar system for purchasing whereby you took your chosen book to a desk on one floor, collected some sort of ticket, then had to take it to another desk on a whole other floor to actually pay for it. Needless to say that system was abandoned some time ago. We bought a few books we hadn’t planned on buying and then went, via a brief drink in the Soho Theatre bar, to have an early dinner at Cabana Brasilian Barbecue near Tottenham Court Road station, where Dave and Hazel went on a recent visit to London and which I had been keen to try after seeing the photo of a splendidly rare steak that Dave posted on Facebook. Dinner was very nice, including the cubes of Parmesan dipped in honey that we were persuaded by the comely if beardy young waiter to have as a starter.

In Caversham, the saga of where to build permanent premises for The Heights Primary School continues, with a public consultation currently open until 1 May. The whole issue is arousing strong emotions locally, to the extent that members of the Facebook group Caversham Gossip Girls, of which I am one, have been banned from discussing it on the group’s page. Have responded to the consultation giving my opinion of each of the five proposed sites - Mapledurham Playing Fields is probably my preferred option, but I'll freely admit to being influenced by the fact that I neither live near it nor use it. Classic conundrum of most people thinking the school’s a good idea, but no one wanting it on their local piece of greenery. I’m also personally a bit baffled as to where children in Caversham Heights have been going to school up until now, though given that Caversham Heights is the poshest part of Reading, I’d guess not a few of them are at independent schools.

Delighted to discover after taking the Tone Deaf Test recently that I am not tone deaf. Next step might be actually attempting some sort of singing. Although I have belonged to a couple of choirs in my lifetime, both some time ago, I've never had any faith in my ability to actually carry a tune, so, as part of something akin to a bucket list, am determined to find out whether I can.

Car failed its MOT on Tuesday, partly through my own fault in not checking the windscreen washer fluid – who knew you could fail an MOT for that? – though in this case it would have failed anyway as the two front tyres were below the minimum tread and both of the side lights were out, which I’m sure I dimly knew but had filed the thought away in the back of my head. Spent lunch hour yesterday at B and T Tyres in Bletchley, getting the tyres replaced. I may ask Halfords to do the bulbs as I don’t fancy spending a large chunk of the weekend figuring out how to do it myself.